yesterday at clementi old market..
as i was eating my fish porridge..
splat! (all of us at the table sorta jumped.)
sis n i looked arnd. then i saw uncle john look up so i followed suit.
a bird just flew passed.
uncle john starting laughing to himself.
sis n i were like eeww! birdshit!
mum n aunt tab looked at that lil plate of chopped chilli in light soya sauce.
mum: u better not eat the fish porridge anymore.
me: y? it only went into that plate of chilli.
uncle john: just eat. it's very gd for u. look it's a lil milky. that kind of bird wont have much poison.
mum: dont eat lah! i'd rather waste this $4 than pay for ur medical bills, if something happens.
me: hmm ok. but i only ate a slice of fish.
all of us kept looking up as we ate. apparently, there were quite a number of birds scratching 'emselves above us.
10mins later..
this weird-looking indian man stood up.
indian: y u stare at me?! (pointing to the chinese man opp him)
chinese: what?! i never stare at u!
indian: u think u cheena so what! can anyhow stare at ppl uh!
chinese: i never lah!
indian: u wana fight is it?! (stood up n walked a few steps closer to the chinese man's table)
chinese: u wait! i wana eat first!
indian man pulls down his pants
chinese: siao! (laughs as he turned to look at us)
indian: u dare u also pull down ur pants lah!
chinese: siao! @#$%^&!
indian: u tell me what's wrong with u huh?! i call my men come than u know!
chinese: call lah! i call police! (stood up, one hand holding hp, the other holding a fork)
indian: u think i scared uh! (holds up cup of coffee)
chinese: im not ok! @#$%^&* (puts down hp n took his bowl of cold dessert)
passerby walks over to indian n held him down to sit.
dont know what happened after that cuz we went off.
but shopping at vivo was great after that. haha!
feelgd: with you - chris brown