im terribly sorry abt the previous post.
frustration gets to everyone sometimes. oh wells~
on a lighter note, i've got some jokes from crayfish's blog. here they are:
A mental hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
Saving a Butt
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away.
His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat before they went.
When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to show him their predicament. The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replied, "but never framed."
oh yah n she said her doc's dad said that there's this brand of choc (not gona mention which, just in case.) which contains just solid oil.
thus, oil+sugar+coloring=taste of confectionery choc.
so where's the cocoa? prolly there's a teeny weeny portion of it? hahaha.
thks uh shaz for the intro. tsk. (gossip girl's on screen. hahaha.)
hold on
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